"This location is periodically occupied by small canines. Inspect small lumps in the covers before entering."
"Don't come here during peak times if you're in a hurry. They are almost always understaffed."
"Isn't this the bathroom at the bottom of the escalator from the parking garage?"
"Gas costs an arm and a leg here...literally"
"Order the chocolate monkey from Marc, it's fantastic!"
"These women are crazy, but a blast to hang out with!"