"What does metal chair legs sound like when drug across a polished concrete floor? Eat inside here and you may soon find out! I want to strangle the mofo who's making it behind me right now!"
"Brush your teeth at least twice a day, or else make Dr. Becker angry. Trust me. You don't want to make him angry."
"This is the best city park in Round Rock for deer hunting."
"You can only log this one if you are in the car waiting on a train."