"I'm all up in your kitchen sharding your purples"
"Don't waste your time coming here. Overpriced and low stock on hand. I had high hopes and was greatly disappointed!"
"Get your food and drinks at the bar or else you'll be waiting all night for table service."
"free food for veteran's on veteran's day!"
"if your luck one of the barista's will sign as a witness when you get married here!"