"Rita Springer is in the house!!!!!!"
"It's a lovely office, but we'd all rather be snorkeling..."
"Mango bubble tea! Yummilicious"
"Newsflash!!! Mer is the new mayor of the plumbers crack. New applicants welcome. Please inquire within."
"The sign near the register says "Strictly Forbidden" for those employees tampering with the AC may have dire consequences that could end up in the tacos"