Borzou Azabdaftari

"Security is at the gate, so don't bojangle and get there right before your flight takes off."

"Get the garlic yogurt and ghormeh sabzi and tahdig to start. Then your favorite meat and rice. Skip the bread, you'll need the space."

"If you're an athlete you want to get a deep tissue massage from Kirk"

"Mr. Lee is the best tailor I've ever been to. If you know me, you know it means something that I bring my shit here. No job to small, no job to big."

"Stay away from the bacon. It's literally the worst I've ever paid for. Free breakfast quality."

"Just come an hour after your appointment time. That's probably when they'll see you anyway."