"I'm the king of this castle. Bow Down or be BeHeaded."
"They don't greet you. They don't thank you. They don't speak to you. Just look at you crazy, have bad attitudes and nasty bathrooms..."
"Come out. Drink. Hookah. Enjoy!!! Be Merry"
"Read the sign by the door for the Daily specials. Good price. Good food."
"Get here before 6:00. Because 6:01... It's a Wrap!"