"Watch your credit card statements. You might find that the card number has been stolen."
"Join the revolution go Rouge."
"SHOCKING!! They are out if paper towels AND this guy I spoke with said his boss was going to the store to buy more. This is at 5:30PM. REALLY!"
"If its broken, why fix it!"
"Have your teeth cleaned!"
"Waffle, bacon, scramble with coffee black. No whip cream on this breakfast."