"The Mayor here isn't very Mayorly! He also looks silly!"
"Love this place!! Can't say enough positive things about this Starbucks, others, well, let's just say I'd rather not go anywhere else."
"Best carne asada, but don't tell my Tio. Way better than he makes it!"
"I only come here when I don't feel like making anything."
"The teachers and staff here, kick ass!!!"
"Worst fucking service from a couple of Starbucks employees Ever!!!!!!!"