Brian Merriman

"Eva is a great hair stylist and provides salon caliber cuts for a reasonable price."

"Beats the Iron Skillet."

"Tell Torre you'd like a raise."

"Do not play golf here. Worst course ever played. If a lawncare company owns and operates it, I wouldnt let them so much as step foot on my lawn. They are a biblical plague."

"Must use post office more to help them mitigate their $2 billion per quarter deficit. Yes, USPO loses $2bil per quarter. 80% of budget is labor overhead & their labor contract guarantees no layoffs"

"Do you want your student to get ahead and thrive? The Kelter Center is a proven and acclaimed education service for all students of any age."