"Awesome breakfast sandwiches, freshly cooked to order."
"Some chick named Laura is a witch, I almost canceled my new service cause of her. Called a rep on the phone and they were much more helpful and restored my promo package that Laura took away."
"Make an appointment, I was out in minutes even though the line was around the building."
"Love the fajita burritos but one time it gave me explosive diarrhea."
"Try the samples, they are delicious."