"If the patio is summertime full, sit inside, fast service open chairs... Fuck it STAND on the patio by yourself if you have to."
"You can always tell who the guy is sitting alone at the bar on foursquare"
"Highly recommend some kryptonite to bring you back down to earth, but you will always feel like superman at the daiquiri deck. ;)"
"Don't go in the bathroom. Looks like sasquatch's dousche. Totally vile."