"Awesome after sales service."
"I'm not so sure about the refit as too mnay people perch themselves at the bar blocking you from getting served."
"The best Gelato in London!"
"Used to come here for the really cheap Wednesday night drinks with the lads, RIP Charles!"
"Rice comes in one cubic lump with little curry! 4 out of 10"
"Goto the carvery across the road"