"Now filling growlers from the beers they have on tap! Great prices on then, too!"
"The beers may be a bit pricy, but they're really, really good!"
"New arrivals are on your left as you walk in the door!"
"Get the burger, nuff said!"
"Boo any fans of the visiting team that get on."
"Watch out for pigs in the road and overturned gasoline trucks."