"You kids get off my lawn!!"
"The Reuben is the best in the Western Hemisphere."
"Try the free Stella Artois! Special is only valid when the owners aren't home!"
"Eating the Fish Tacos are like finding religion!"
"Eating their Rotel Chicken Pizza can cause double rainbows to appear over the city."
"Ask for Toby and his Wolverine urine!"