"Check out some great deals, rent anything in the store (minus music of course), and sign up at the registers for the e-newsletter to get free coupons!"
"Off your phone hoodlum!"
"Come in and request a Cheddar Jalapeno Fried Chicken Biscuit!!! I promise you won't regret it"
"Don't buy anything with cash unless you KNOW you won't be returning it. Fuck that shit."
"Let it be decreed by the current Mayor of Head of the Table, that the mayor reserves the right to unlimited seat check at Head of the Table during his time as Mayor..of head of the table. DECREED!"