"Turn off your light when you're waiting at night. It's really annoying having you lights reflecting off my mirror straight into my retina."
"The pick up system is fine but we have a lot of impatient parents who feel they shouldn't have to wait if they show up late. Parking is a joke because of the volume of parents who park."
"I'm your President! No literally I'm the HOA Board President. Nice to meet you"
"This place is the only place where I don't have to go back and finish the job. Come in a Tuesday around 1-2pm and they'll have you in and out in 15 minutes"
"Love the grilled artichokes"
"Noel does a great deep tissue message. Find the knots and knocks them out with out getting to deep"