Brandon Hite

"Order the Ginger Crepe. Waitress named Brenna knows what it is (purple hair, nose piercing). Otherwise, ask for the 'Nati Crepe but substitute the goetta with chicken with hot sauce & maple syrup."

"Vending machines on second floor only. Good luck finding your away around the third floor. Most confusing floor on campus."

"For wireless Internet, type "Wireless" into the room number/name box. Then say you don't have an account or whatever it says. Voila!"

"Dr Henry Hughes hates democrats, lives republicans, and usually finds a way to remind you in every lecture... about physics."

"be a douche to the employees and expect doucheness back"