"This place sucks dick. Would rather wait on death row than here. *barf"
"Waitress advised that the shepherds pie is not so good."
"There is no self-check here. Don't expect a quick in & out trip. Expect lines ."
"Avoid this restaurant at all costs. If you have a smart phone to read this tip you can save yourself from eating some dogshit"
"Try to have a class in JGH 316 for 10 consecutive quarters to beat my record! ;)"