Brandon

"Try to nab one of the cushy chairs near the windows. They're perfect to people watch from."

"No, it's not a WWII bunker although it's awkwardly built into a hill. Welcome to UT. We're the predecessors to hobbits. Anyway, get your transcripts here."

"Falafelly awesome. Get the falafel."

"Some call it hell on Earth. I call it character building. You've probably had a few flight delays/cancellations, but don't let your despair devour you. You can make it if your will to live is strong."

"So cute. So New England. Good drinks. Come for fun times."

"Friends and I came here for drinks one evening. Even though I'm 22, the bartender completely rejected my ID, because I have a rarely seen out-of-state license. I won't be coming back."