"Seriously don't know why I come back to this bar...worst service ever!!!"
"They have THE friendliest bartenders...Al & Jason are fantastic! Wait... Is it bad I have lived here a week and I already have a favorite bar and bartenders in this town? Hmmmmm"
"Yeah so the maid left her uniform in my room today... Wtf?!?"
"Just had the most amazing massage from Wyatt! He has the best deep tissue technique out of all of the therapist at the spa. Plus he has tons of knowledge & suggestions for people w/ low back problems."
"The Twisted Yards are tasty!"