"The chicken burger is a great alternative to the hamburger if you aren't feeling up to the digestive commitment."
"They have a twilight sparkle and rainbow dash pony behind the bar. Also pizza."
"Some of the best pancakes in town. Also, get the bottomless coffee. It's delicious!"
"Try the gas, it's delicious."
"Don't mess with the pooch! She's vicious."
"If you are tied to to a tree, avoid having honey poured on your chest."