"THERE'S A STARBUCKS IN THIS SHIT!"
"worlds best abusement park. they're great at keeping wild animals in captivity for slack jawed children to not care about."
"This place should burn to the ground."
"Ask Calvin about Sunset Rubdown."
"Closed Sundays and Mondays. Great staff."
"Phat N' Jazzy on Tuesdays! Doors at 10, 21+, $5, Free wells until 12 then 1/2 off wells and domestics until 2!"