"Chicken salad Sammie on whole grain is amazing!!! Try it!"
"Lot 3 is always amazingly empty at 10am. Thang god for lazy people!"
"Check this tip every time you finish your project. It will make you feel better now that you have accomplished your goal!"
"Wipe out across the street has a great after school margarita waiting for you! You should get it!"
"Come here and receive incredibly shitty service and have them TRY to screw you on your order."
"Come here and receive incredibly shitty service and have them try to screw you on your order."