"Could the volume on the televisions in the lobby be any louder. Impossible to study or have a conversation if you're anywhere near them."
"New washers and dryers, $1.25 per load"
"Bathrooms - when coming up the stairs, turn right, take the first hallway on your right, bathrooms are at the end. Good luck."
"This building is so hot, it makes me want to throw up"
"There's not enough parking, so try to be considerate."
"There's a game I like to play called "where are the UAB employees sleeping today?" Somedays they're in the locker room, sometimes it's the pool... You never know where you'll find them."