"Salads are great but are huge. Even if you're eating there get it in a to go box when you inevitably don't finish it :)."
"Pro tip: don't try to take a picture in here. The manager will 'office linebacker' you."
"Pro tip: "get skinny" when getting out of your car in the parking lot. The parking spot widths are tight if you don't have a Smart Car."
"Don't be a DB and rest on machines between your sets - it's terribly rude."