"Make sure to check out the specials on the board up front!"
"Best mixed drinks in town."
"Take a deep breath. You're going to be here a while."
"$6 Wednesday is great! If they're on the menu, try the kale tortellini and the scallops w/ chile sauce."
"Great place to visit. Don't live here."
"Come early, like 7:00am, because by 9:00 the place is an absolute zoo full of window shoppers and crying children."