"Make sure to locate the toilets for your floor before going in. Trust me."
"Great salon with fun staff who know their craft."
"The treacle bread is out of this world."
"Went on hot sunny day theatre was air conditioned. Unusually comfortable seating for a small theatre. Extortionate bar."
"Don't be a douche. Make room for others by moving to the upper deck or away from the stairs. Seriously blocking the stairs so you can be nearer the exit doors makes you a mega douche."
"All buses go to Clapham Junction but the 37 drops you by Debenhams."