"Visitation is by appointment only. No walk-ins, please. Unless you come bearing gifts, then you may get a free pass."
"Get the Black Card Membership. Totally worth the $20/mo. Plus you can bring a guest for free, every time you go in."
"If you come here as often as I do, they have a frequent buyer card that they stamp each time you come. When it's filled up, you get a $1.00, perfect for free dry time."
"Get your hair done with Jake G. He's fabulous!"