"Grab a cart. You'll always get more than you planned to."
"Huge freaking white boards. A crazy person's dream come true."
"5 dollar craps table! Awesome."
"Classiest gentlemen in all of gateway"
"If you check in here and love it, you can stay here and work for your rent. You'll have to find another way to cover for your other expenses though!"
"Wouldn't serve us when we walked to the window at three am. Fuck em."