"Come play rugby with the Kansas City Rugby Football Club on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Check us out at kcrugby.com."
"This is where City Rugby play's it's matches, find out more at KCrugby.org"
"No body who works here is actually named johnny, don't bother asking."
"I recommend the burrito"
"This bar plays the best music!"
"You'll want to drink here... a lot."