Bob McCollum

"Kind of surprised they let me keep coming back after all of the stunts I've pulled. Awesome friends, awesome parties, awesome times."

"Rice wrapped in grape leaves with an awesome sauce. Hookah, PBR, good service, WIN!"

"When you walk in pairs, it is not courteous to take up a lane and a half; unless you want me to run through you."

"I am wasting union time here"