"bran muffin toasted with butter. best brans in the world. get em every morning."
"try the marshmellow strawberry nutella pizza. its gross if u want pizza, but awesome if u want a chocolate pie-like dessert."
"do not walk in the area marked off with caution tape. a) it is highly possible you can get badly burned b) u might get crushed. c) I won't like it n ill yell at you."
"Food is excellent and the service is pretty good so long as ur not from Naples!"