Bobby Awesome

"Get a mickeys, make a new friend figuring out the message on the cap! Also, new Internet jukebox!"

"Don't eat anywhere else in Williamsburg. Service is excellent and for the low prices, the food is AMAZING! Don't listen to those naysayers they sound like cheap whiners. Susan is an excellent server!"

"Watch all your utilities break while your landlady bitches about money"

"Masturbate in Sam's bed, that's where everyone else does"

"tableside guacamole is the best! service is excellent, it's authentic mexican!"

"Make sure you get a bloody mary, perfect for Sunday Fundays"