"Our server was awesome, but while we were purchasing wines, some guy came and told her to go wait on another party. She said she had to finish w/ us, but he said they were "important." What a douche."
"Len was a great host. Be sure to try the sea salt chocolates!"
"Ask for John in the reserve room. He's nice, and might pour you an extra wine or two if you're nice back!"
"The Palmerwich is SO good. Strange combination, but it TOTALLY works!"
"The tres leches cake is WONDERFUL!"