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"One of the best views in the city"

"Try the special empanadas! Pepper jack cheese and smoked bacon!"

"Ask for Amy - She handled my long hair and beard expertly!"

"$1 PBR all the time!"

"80s meets thrift store apparel. Irony is in high demand up in this bitch. Unless you look like you haven't eaten in over a week and clutching an iPhone, be ready for some strange looks from the staff."

"Lock your car, put valuables in the trunk. One of Denver's roughest neighborhoods at night; nice place during the day however. Cervantes is a great venue to scope if you're in the area."