"Get the paper route. You're welcome."
"They took my coupon even though it was 3 weeks expired. Love this place!"
"Lived here for 2.5 years and only come here, they're so nice and courteous and have the cheapest beer and liquor"
"If you get a salad, get the junior. The only thing they do with the larger size is add more lettuce."
"Kat is the best bartender in here, sit at the bar!"