Blake Clausen

"Be nice to the mayor, Jared. There's a good chance he'll give u a bj or atleast a handy."

"Manager recommended the fajita crepe. It was terrible, bland and the guac was old. My gf's quiche was like a rock it was so burnt. The drink were aight I always wantd 2 try dis place, but not n e more"

"Maiza is the best! Kids, adults, boys, girls she is incredible."

"Awesome band playing in the cave right now."

"Make friends with the guy who looks like Uncle Fester banged Dana White, he's the owner."

"Great music, but the drinks have a funny taste... Prolly from all the roofies."