"There's a stripper pole upstairs. Thank me later."
"If u are black don't bother. Try rec room around the corner. Free, better music, and less douche bagified!"
"Ask bartenders to make you something not on the menu. Very knowledgable."
"Only order the Jim Shoe if u desire congestive heart failure"
"Inquire about a tour of the Foundation Room."
"We got surveillance cameras so don't even try it #swag #trap #woo"