"Ramen is only served Monday and Tuesday nights after 5."
"Beware...the mayor of this place may or may not fall asleep on you unexpectedly."
"Mmmm burgers here are good."
"Get the Big Red flavor."
"This place is so hip since they play EDM."
"They give you a drink (water, soda, coffee, or even BEER) before you get a haircut. Also, $5 off with a student ID."