Bill Carson

"Jim or Wayne in service is great. Oil change took a very long time for some reason, oil was comped so I'm happy."

"It was pretty good. Waitress made it feel a bit rushed."

"Ridiculous state with ridiculous laws. Hot, humid, soul-less. No scenery in Houston."

"I get a regular fiery Doritos locos taco with ez lettuce and ez chipotle. Also, try a cheese rollup and add steak"

"Welcome to the bowels of consumerist corporate America. This is a place where you can spend your hard earned slave credits on crappy merch from China. Ahhhh smell the money"