"Late night beer, but really, what good is a late night liquor store if I can't get "liquor" there? Christ, I need some Scotch."
"Am I not a patron of the arts? By God I am!Where's the Scotch?"
"Weekend brunch is tasty and the bar provides ample comfort for your Scotch imbued brain."
"You can also get married in a church, or a park. This is neither... whoops!"
"Enjoy a Young's Double Chocolate Stout on the patio"
"Get loud. Get drunk. Start a fight."