"Lock your doors, bring your sidearm, don't make eye contact."
"Amazing landscape photography. No picture taking allowed, but definitely worth checking out."
"Horrible service, inflated prices. If neither of this bothers you, it's the same decent Starbucks coffee you're used to."
"This place sucks. Only thing that is good is the hash house restaurant."
"Rent a street glide! 1200cc and stereo. Can't beat it!"
"The new coconut mocha frappuccino is excellent!"