"Bring your own cleaning supplies."
"Ya, no go on the wifi. Shocking that this place doesn't have free wifi. Guess their head is back in the 90's with these sweet CRT TVs."
"Skip the stupid $10 extortion for wifi and use the attwifi. It just works."
"Since you're in the area, stop by for some fresh popcorn and a new website. Go through the courtyard an the north side of the building, up the stairs and you're here!"
"Looking for microbrews? Check out JB's. They have a HUGE selection."