Betty Shalomz

"This place really gave me the shits I haven't recovered and am dying now thanks Lil Burgers"

"Talk about a fockin' gannoli pastaroni calzoni! This place here is the big meat-a-ball pastafagoli! Dont-a misserino !"

"MY GOD, this place bent me over in the bathroom and gave me the ol' pigsticker. I also caught herpes and SARS while shopping.  It's a blessing that I'm still alive! Avoid at all costs!!!!"

"Beware, this coffee shop does NOT allow you to watch pornography (of any kind) in the lounge area. My son was asked to leave for doing so. Great coffee though."

"I overheard the owner talking about putting "jizz" in his pizza. I would not eat here. There is also something disturbing about one of the employees here. I've caught him watching pornography once"

"This used to be a lovely place of my childhood, now it is filled with pedophiles and heroin addicts."