"If your a drunk it crosses all economic levels."
"A guy blocked the doorway once trying to play coy to not let me by him so I would have to rub against him. The place is a little too good ole boys club for me."
"The long pong rules but don't expect to get anything fancy here like sidecars and mojitos. This is your local neighborhood joint."
"Of course condoms are condiments"
"Just waited over an hour to get in the room... Still waiting for the doctor. **Sigh**"
"People are a little handsy"