"Service sucked! Fried green tomatoes had 6 small pieces of crab for $18... and WAY TOO MUCH PAPRIKA! The scallops and shrimp risotto had NO flavor. Definitely wont be back!"
"Check out the revolving tree!!"
"Chocolate martini's are the best!"
"Be on the lookout for the geocache here!"
"Check out the Lincoln bedroom... It's hoppin'"