Berry Groot

"When you're uncertain about the operation of a certain workout-machine, don't hesitate to ask one of your co-gymnasts."

"Great venture! I especially liked the free gift-bag that came with the tour!"

"The home-made hamburgers are to die for!"

"Public masturbating at a bus-stop is a great way to get arrested here in Holland. Try to avoid getting caught by using an oversized shopping-bag and a set of pliers. Good luck!"

"Don't forget to urinate against the wall of the main church. This is the way in which the natives honour their pagan deities! Defecating on the porch is recommendable, if not mandatory."