"I am the mayor of this joint! Bow to your mayor!!!"
"I am the mayor! Bow to meee!!!"
"SHITTY CUSTOMER SERVICE DON'T STAY HERE!!!!"
"DO NOT STAY HERE. WORST HOTEL IN COLORADO."
"DO NOT STAY HERE. WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAVE EVER DEALT WITH. Pissed is an Understatement."
"Drove 14+ hours to find out they gave up our room, after calling here TWICE in advance to confirm our stay. Now we have to find a different hotel in Denver at 7am."