"wi-fi network: theparkfieldinn wi-fi password: theparkfieldinn - via 4sqwifi.com"
"Very popular with kids smoking skunk in hatchbacks"
"Bury council are dicks and have let it fall into ruins. Shame because it's a lovely park, still great for walking dogs, mountain bikes and shenanigans!"
"Come and tidy up, it's a dump"
"Bagels & Cream Cheese! Knots are good too"