"Good food, decent prices, great service. No steak knives."
"You will love the food. But the next time you mount the porcelain throne your experience might vary."
"The Wi-Fi password is abazba123456, the SSID is the restaurant's name."
"Good and moderately expensive."
"No place to buy headphones from around here. You're screwed if you forgot yours home..."
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